Dearest,

After a long trek, I have finally made it.

I made a questionable decision riding the public transport at this late hour.

Though the trip was mercifully short, the men of questionable character

(and hygiene) made for an arduous journey.

Unfortunately, morale is low here. The four-hour delay has left people

on edge. The shops have long since closed and supplies (and phone batteries) are low.

Several serious skirmishes have broken out; we lost several people when

their computers lost power while binging GLOW.

I can only hope we depart as scheduled; I fear what could happen if we are

made to wait and I am unable to watch Arsenal later this morning.

Though perhaps that is a blessing in disguise.

Very truly yours,

-Socceresq